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Practical info — Calau

🌤 Weather — 5 days

📍 Nearby

Sights nearby

💡 Tips

  • Follow the 'Witzerundweg' (Joke Trail) through the town center to discover the famous 'Kalauer' puns at 25 different stations.
  • Visit the Local History Museum in the Old Girls' School to learn about the tradition of Calau's cobbler boys.
  • Take a trip to 'Goldborn' in Werchow, the spring with the highest water volume in Lower Lusatia.
  • The Luckaitztaler Ziegelturm observation tower has fantastic views as far as the Spreewald and is usually very peaceful.
  • For vintage car fans, the 'Mobile Welt des Ostens' museum with over 200 vehicles is an absolute must-see.

🍽 Food

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Spreewald Gherkins

In Calau, at the gateway to the Spreewald, you should try the various varieties of the famous pickled cucumbers.

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Linseed Oil with Potatoes

A typical Lusatian dish: quark cheese with linseed oil and potatoes, often served with a pinch of sugar.

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Heather Honey

Buy this rich honey from the Lower Lusatian Ridge Nature Park directly from local beekeepers.

🛍 Shopping · 🧘 Quiet spots

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Calau Weekly Market

The market on the main square provides fresh regional produce and specialties from the Lusatia region.

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Farm Shops in Werchow

In the surrounding districts, you can find small farm shops selling honey and vegetables directly from the farm.

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Calauer Schweiz

A hilly, forested nature reserve south of town, great for secluded hikes through small gorges.

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Kesselberg

The highest point in the area has absolute silence and natural paths through moors and forests.

Calau, an appealing small town set in the Oberspreewald-Lausitz district, is home to a rather unique and amusing literary heritage. It is widely recognized as the birthplace of the "Kalauer," a specific type of German pun or wordplay that gained nationwide popularity in the 19th century through the satirical magazine Kladderadatsch. A leisurely walk through the historic town center reveals an easy on the eye market square, featuring a striking town hall and a beautifully preserved late-Gothic town church. The settlement also looks back on a long, proud tradition of shoemaking, a craft whose history is carefully preserved in the local heritage museum and celebrated by various bronze sculptures scattered across the streets. Set against the idyllic backdrop of the Lower Lusatia region, Calau serves as an excellent starting point for extended cycling and hiking tours. Outdoor enthusiasts can easily explore the famous Spreewald biosphere reserve or venture into the nearby Calauer Schweiz, a lovely nature reserve characterized by gently rolling hills and dense forests. Visitors appreciate the unhurried, peaceful atmosphere away from the massive tourist crowds, making it a well-suited destination for quiet relaxation.

Best time to visit & climate

The most pleasant time to visit is Jun–Aug.

JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
Avg °C-104914192120151051
Rain mm563843325661836852505451

Geography

Population
9,299
Coordinates
51.74680, 13.94940

Facts

  • Area: 163.5 square kilometers.
  • First mentioned in: 1279.
  • Postal code: 03205.
  • Preserved town wall length: approx. 1,200 meters.
  • Significant railway junction in Lusatia.
  • Home to a unique 'Joke Museum' focused on Kalauers.

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Sights in the town Calau (7)

Mobile World of the East🏛 museum

A classic car museum featuring an impressive collection of vehicles from the former GDR and Eastern Europe.

Calau Parish Church⛪ church

A Late Gothic brick church that was faithfully rebuilt after being destroyed in World War II.

Calau Town Hall

A representative Neorenaissance building on the market square that dominates the historic town center.

Calau Observation Tower📍 landmark

Provides a wide view over the Lower Lusatian landscape and the surrounding natural areas.

Dunkelsburg🏰 castle

The remains of a medieval castle complex, now considered a landmark of Calau.

Erlebnisbad Calau👨‍👩‍👧 family

A family-friendly outdoor pool in Calau with sports basins and water slides.

Fernsehturm Calau🗼 tower

A prominent telecommunications tower standing approximately 190 meters tall near Calau.

Frequently asked questions

What are 'Calauer Kalauer' puns about?
The city is considered the birthplace of the 'Kalauer' pun. A 'joke trail' leads through the city and explains the origin humorously.
Are there interesting museums in Calau?
Visit the Mobile Welt des Ostens museum, which exhibits over 150 vintage cars, motorcycles, and everyday objects from the GDR era.
How far is the Spreewald from Calau?
Calau is located right on the edge of the Spreewald. You can reach the popular town of Lübbenau in only about 15 minutes by car.
Which landmark in the center is a must-see?
The 15th-century St. James City Church and the historic town hall are the most prominent buildings in the city center.
Is Calau good for hiking or cycling?
Yes, the Calauer Schweiz gives hilly forest landscapes and observation towers, convenient for nature lovers and cyclists.
Calau: where is it located?
Calau is located in Brandenburg, Germany.
Calau: what is there to see?
Highlights include Mobile World of the East, Calau Parish Church, Calau Town Hall.
Calau: when is the best time to visit?
The most pleasant time to visit is Jun, Aug.
Calau: why is it worth visiting?
Calau, an appealing small town set in the Oberspreewald-Lausitz district, is home to a rather unique and amusing literary heritage.
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